The RuthNix Nuptials
i had the opportunity to serve mr. brent nix in a non-custodial position at his wedding to one sara (spelled without an “h”) ruth (spelled with an “h”). i obviously leapt at the opportunity to participate. special note: sara’s name now has no “h”‘s whatsoever.
anyway, we showed up on friday and had the opportunity to see something i NEVER thought i would see. of course, i am referencing seeing stephen on an ATV
here brent catches a ride in to town in mark’s “uncle jesse” truck.
brent was not being rude, but instead uses his tongue like a snake to sense the environment about him. it is not, however, biforkated as is plainly obvious in the photo.
we had the rehearsal dinner that night and got to listen to some really intriguing conversations.
drew did his “upper hand” toast and managed to avoid using the phrase “on top,” a personal victory for mr. allvine.
i should mention that hendersonville was a lovely place and that after the rehearsal dinner we heard some pretty cool bluegrass at a cabin that brent and his dad had built. my only complaint with the bluegrass band is that nobody yelled out “man of constant sorrow!!!” which i would suspect is the bluegrass equivalent of yelling “freebird” at most other musical events; except, quite obviously, for a rap event. i don’t think rap has a signature concert song. if i had to vote for one, though, i would vote for “mo money, mo problems.”
the wedding was nice and the reception was at what i’m sure was a historic house. i really liked the mushroom caps and we all danced quite a bit. it was a good time. i didn’t really take many pictures, but i did get this one.
somebody yelled out “cool, lap dances!” but i don’t know who did, and i think that whoever did was crass.
i did, however, take some videos. here’s one that probably warrants a youtube post. stephen disects a young woman(whose name has been redacted)’s story about him blowing her off at a birthday dinner for our same sara nix (formerly ruth). while her description was wrought with emotion and her sense of injury was obviously heart-felt, i remain agnostic on the incident in question.
here are some other random videos from the pre and post wedding.
there is no video of anyone drinking anything out of a bottle hidden in there tux. if there were, courtesy would prevent me from posting it here anyway.
oh, if you don’t know brent and sara well, here they are.
i took this pre-wedding photo for them. they were excellent models.
brent and sara’s wedding. a good time was had by all, and i am very grateful to have had the opportunity to be a part of the event.
