YouAreMyFantasy.com Draft Weekend – Day 1
all right all right…..let the games begin. todd, brad, bryan and i cruised down to o-town in the pacifica yesterday. there was san andreas playing on the dvd and rap music kickin from de amplifiers.
still, dietze was not enthused
later he woke up and we took a team photo.
it rained on us all the way down, even as we passed through tifton (a high speed internet city).
we almost missed the braves game as we thought it was rained out. 
instead we caught up with collie and reggie theus and watched some good baseball and even got a chance for collie to try and stalk ballplayers.
luckily frank robinson didn’t have to mace him. 
ummmmm, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
we took a final rain-soaked team photo
and headed back to our crib…..which is posh
aaaand now, the 2005 YouAreMyFantasy.com Keepers
Collie………Randy Johnson and Nomar Garciaparra
Jeremy………Marcus Giles and Carlos Delgado (or pass)
Mike Classic…Barry Bonds, John Smoltz and and orthopedist
Jeff………..Magglio “Carnie” Ordonez and Miguel Cabrera
Jason……….Todd Helton and Jason Schmidt
Commish……..A Rod and Gary Sheffield
Inman and his gentleman friend…..Derek Lee and Carl Pavano
BP………….Bobby Abreu and Tim Hudson
Rocky……….Curt Schilling and David Ortiz
Reggie Theus…Vlad Guerrero and Miguel Tejada
Ronnie………Carlos Beltran and Ben “Three” Sheets “to the Wind”
Todd (who just passed gas next to me)…..Albert Pujols (he said poo hole) and Johan Santana
Brad………..Manny Ramirez and Eric Gagne “oh canada!!”
Dietze………Adrian “chicken sandwich” Beltre and Derek Jeter
Did anyone ask you to pitch the 9th inning to get the Braves out of the game?
We miss you,
mc and the boys